
Big Name Comedy
Darlington Hippodrome is no stranger to hosting absolutely huge names in comedy, and 2024 looks to be no different. Get ready to laugh your socks off with some of the wittiest jokes and sharpest satire around. Make sure to book quickly, seats won't be available for long!
Take a look below for what's coming up...

Milton Jones - Ha!Milton
Tuesday 16 September 2025
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.

Stewart Lee vs The Man Wolf
Wednesday 24 September
John Mackay & Sally Homer, in association with Debi Allen/Curtis Brown, present:
Stewart Lee vs The Man Wolf
In this brand new show, Lee shares his stage with a tough-talking werewolf comedian from the dark forests of the subconscious who hates humanity. The Man-Wulf lays down a ferocious comedy challenge to the culturally irrelevant and physically enfeebled Lee. Can the beast inside us all be silenced with the silver bullet of Lee's unprecedentedly critically acclaimed style of stand-up?

Count Arthur Strong is Charles Dickens in "A Christmas Carol"
Saturday 29 November 2025
Arthur delivers the Charles Dickens story and follows this with his own adaptation of the most classic of festive tales, A Christmas Carol.
Due to public pressure, Count Arthur Strong extends his fond farewell to you, for a ‘once in a lifetime’ limited run. As he takes on, one of the literary greats, the famous Charles Dickens, and then goes on to present his one-man interpretation of A Christmas Carol.
‘If you miss it, you weren’t there!’
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